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Strange de Jim's Late-Night TV Zinger Collection
Bay Area Reporter Out There
column, 10/5/06: Grab Bag: "Dear de Roberto,
Jay Leno claims that a penis transplant is an addadictomy.
My pal Joel McHale says he can see Oprah as President swearing, 'I didn't have sex with that woman!' Beep beep! Love, Strange de Jim
Bay Area Reporter "Out There"
column, 10/12/06: Quip show
Strange de Jim is up late nights, watching the tube. Heres his dutiful report:
Jon Stewart: "Will the President be allowed
to clip the electrodes of freedom onto the testicles of terror?"
The Daily Show graphic for the pedophile
story was "Foley Erect."
Jon Stewart: "The North American Man Boy Love
Association, or Congress."
Jay Leno on the two men who were kissing and holding
hands on an American Airlines flight, told to stop: "Other passengers claimed
they saw snakes on a plane." Jay also noted, "George Michael falls
asleep at the wheel more often than President Bush."
Craig Ferguson says that the last time George Michael
was arrested it was for having sex with another guy in the woods. "He was
charged with possession of swollen goods."
Dave Letterman: "When Congressman Foley gets
out of rehab he wants to turn over a new page."
"Beep beep! Love, Strange
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