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Strange de Jim's Late-Night TV Zinger Collection

May 2008

May 1, 2008: Alec Baldwin on 30 Rock: "I even stopped to catch a snowflake on my tongue, which evidently is some sort of signal in Chelsea."

May 2: Dave Letterman: "When Tom Cruise answered the door for his interview, Oprah asked, 'Is your daddy home?'"
Jay Leno: Baghdad now has a Bank of Death to America and a Sheiky's Pizza." Also, "Studies show porn is the first thing guys cut down on, after they've lost their jobs, their homes and their families."

May 5: Dave Letterman: "Barbara Walters reveals she even had a 3-way with Mr. and Mrs. McGreevy."
Jimmy Kimmel grew up in Las Vegas, where he went to Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior High."
Jay Leno Headlines: "Pork roast - whole or bonerless."

May 7: Dave Letterman: "To raise money Hillary entered a wet pantsuit competition." Dave showed the index of Barbara Walters' memoirs. Under "Dudes, slept with" was a slew of page numbers. Comedian Andy Kindler's girlfriend has restless breast syndrome.

May 8: Jay Leno said Barbara Walters admitted to an affair with a prominent black man, and showed a photo of Gary Coleman. "Actually he was a Republican Senator, and they did it on a wawa bed." Jay also quoted John McCain's Viagra ad: "If your erection lasts more than a hundred years, pull out."
Conan O'Brien: "Israel is 60, and is retiring and moving to Florida."

May 9: Comedian Jordan Rubin: "Gay guys are always hitting on me. I'm strong enough for a man, but I'm ph balanced for a woman."
Jay Leno: "President Bush reached out to the gay community. He shook hands with Jenna's wedding planner."
Craig Ferguson: "Craig is a boy's name, until the weekend, when it becomes a girl's name."

May 10: Amy Poehler: "Two Texas students dug up a corpse and made the head into a bong. Then one of them said, 'Wait, I do have papers.'"

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