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Strange de Jim's Late-Night TV Zinger Collection

June 2006

(I only collected a few zingers this first month.)

Angelina Jolie announced she's adopting another baby, but hasn't decided among black, white or Asian. Conan O'Brien says she'll be spending the weekend looking at swatches.

Also on Conan, Jimmy Fallon, of all people, said it would be really embarrassing if Angelina accidentally adopted Jennifer Aniston, and Adam Sandler said before his baby came he'd been completely obsessed with himself, but now it was all the nanny.

Dave Letterman said it was so hot in L.A. that Angelina Jolie was nursing Ted Williams.

Jon Stewart: "The ocean. It's either something we crawled out of or something we were created three days later than."

Chelsea Handler: "I think I have very full lips, especially in these pants."

Dave Letterman: "Ann Coulter is blonde and single. Maybe somebody will fix her up with O.J."

Tina Fey has written an advice book for teenage girls: Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant.

 

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