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Strange de Jim's Late-Night TV Zinger Collection
(I was only able to do a few days this month.)
2/11/08: Dave Letterman:
"Did you see Alicia Keys' dress? It looked like a couple of bald guys
peeking through a construction fence."
Jay Leno: "California is going to start taking prostitutes' drivers licenses. We're going to have hookers out walking the streets."
Larry the Cable Guy's diet: "I have plates with Rosie O'Donnell's face on them." "My cousin picked up a Chinese prostitute, and now he has lead poisoning."
C raig Ferguson: "Paris Hilton's movie made only $176 per theater. It costs more than that to spend the night in a Hilton. Or get a room in the hotel."
2/12/08: Jay Leno: "Hillary
got the pants suit beat off her." "A baby was cloned from two women and
a man. Is that a menage a tot?
Conan O'Brien: "Up until his DUI arrest Barron Hilton was only famous for being the only guy who hasn't slept with Paris Hilton."
2/19/08: Dave Letterman: "Fidel Castro will be succeeded by his brother Raul Castro or his idiot son Fidel W. Castro."
2/24/08: Jimmy Kimmel on the memorial segment of the Oscars: "They showed all those dead people and then forgot to announce the winner."
2/25/08: Dave Letterman: "Diablo Cody, a former hooker, won an Oscar last night. That hasn't happened since Katherine Hepburn in 1982." Paul in Katherine Hepburn's voice: "I'll be taking my bra off now."
2/26/08: Jay Leno: "Kirstie Alley wasn't dumped by Jenny Craig. She left them for Ben & Jerry."
2/29/08: Jay Leno: "Michael Jackson will hate to lose Neverland Ranch. He has such fondling memories. This is the kid's room, and the kid's room, and another kid's room ..."
Found on Neatorama.com.
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