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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

September 2011






Castro & Other Photos

Memorial at 18th & Castro for Arthur Evans, gay and AIDS activist.



Tees in window of In*jean*ious on Castro.



The S.F. Symphony gave a free concert in Civic Center to celebrate its 100th anniversary.



Nudists staged a Nude-in at Market and Castro the day before the Folsom Fair.


Fun Videos

Jimmy Kimmel showed the New Marines recruiting video now that Don't Ask Don't Tell has been repealed.

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Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Anderson Cooper

Stephen Colbert & Jimmy Fallon on March 3 signed a "Best Friends for 6 Months" contract. Mid-September, Jimmy dropped in on Stephen's show, & they suddenly realized the contract had run out. They were now enemies. Jimmy fled. From the audience a bright shining Anderson Cooper asked Stephen if he needed a new best friend. Stephen sobbed, "Too soon, Anderson! Too soon!" and fled ...

to Jimmy Fallon's show where they sang and danced "Somewhere Out There" together, without Jimmy realizing Stephen was there, since their backs were always to each other. Stephen left, and Anderson Cooper asked from the audience if Jimmy needed a new best friend.

I'm praying Anderson  Cooper gets fed up waiting and signs as best friend with Geoff Peterson, Craig Ferguson's gay robot skeleton sidekick. Click for "Somewhere Out There."


The Emmys

Host Jane Lynch: Many people ask me why I'm lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of "Entourage."
And here's the In Memorium segment. The 4 men singing "Hallelujah" are spectacular.

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Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to his Uncle Frank, who died suddenly while the show was on vacation.

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Here's the ultimate trick in 14 seconds.

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Weird Al asks his friends to stop forwarding crap.

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From www.jasonlove.com



Sent by Cindy Morse

Bananas in Bed


Candle Match



Cocoa Marshmallows



Egg Chicken



Grapes Raisin



Paper Training Hot Dog



Tomato Potato Zombie










Sent by John Kyrk: www.johnkyrk.com



From Neatorama.com

First, here are some tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.









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This is in New York's Union Square.







Gayest TV Characters


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From Facebook Friends







Trainer Feet from Burning Man. For spectacular Burning Man photos click here.


On Julie Newmar's FB page.

Mz. Julie has a new book. Click here for "The Conscious Catwoman," which I must admit I quite enjoyed.

















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September's Daily Late-Night Strangies

Thursday, September 1 Strangie to Jay Leno: The 11th human foot has washed ashore in Vancouver. Turns out it's just a promotion for "Footloose."

Friday, September 2 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon Thank You: Thank you, high school reunions, or as I like to call you, Facebook Live.

Monday, September 5 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: Kids today have grown up with the harsh reality about jobs. At any moment you can be replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

Tuesday, September 6 Strangie to David Letterman: You can tell it's fall, because the networks have started gathering nuts for their reality shows.


Wednesday, September 7 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: Sarah Palin ran an unannounced half marathon in Iowa. Wait, did she run a half marathon or run half a marathon and quit? Is there anything Sarah Palin can't do half of?

Thursday, September 8 Strangie to
Jay Leno: A single sperm donor in Washington state is responsible for 150 babies. Kind of sad he had to retire after he blew out his elbow.

Friday, September 9 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: It's our 500th episode. We're halfway to a thousand, but still going at it every night, sort of like Hugh Hefner.

Monday, September 12 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: There's a commemorative 9/11 Merlot, perfect for when you're drinking to never forget.


Tuesday, September 13 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: At the debate some Tea Partiers cheered at the idea of a sick uninsured person being left to die. In all fairness, the person in question was one of the moms from "Toddlers & Tiaras."

Wednesday, September 14 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: A Republican is going to be filling Anthony Weiner's Congressional seat, but not before thoroughly wiping it down.

Thursday, September 15 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson The new "Guinness Book of World Records" is out. Some hold two records. The man with the longest fingernails also holds the record for most cautious masturbator.

Friday, September 16 Strangie to Jay Leno:
The waiting list for cremations in Japan is so long that dead bodies have to be booked into hotels at $154 a night until they can be cremated. How busy are THOSE ice machines?

Monday, September 19 Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen: Amy Schumer: You're just like Bruce Willis. You were big in the '80s and now your old slot's being filled with Ashton Kutcher.


Monday, September 19 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: The world's largest sperm bank is no longer accepting donations from men with red hair because of low demand. As a result, this week my neighborhood Salvation Army is going to get a very interesting donation. But what are people seeing night after night that's making redheads so unpopular?

Tuesday, September 20 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: A sperm bank in Denmark is turning away men with red hair because of low demand. You know you're in trouble when even a plastic cup is out of your league.

Wednesday, September 21 Strangie to David Letterman: Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.


Thursday, September 22 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: The animal rights group PETA is launching a porn web site to promote their cause. This is a terrible idea. It's only going to lead to monkey spanking, chicken choking, goose strangling, gopher whacking ...


Friday, September 23 Strangie to Jay Leno: Semen was used during WWI as invisible ink. How did they find this out? "Bob, I don't have a pen. Could you ...?" The problem was, after you wrote your first note you'd have to wait like an hour to write the next one. And the guy's asleep before he finishes the letter.


Monday, September 26 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: Reed Hastings, CEO of Netflix, tweeted: We're now a restaurant. Sorry.


Tuesday, September 27 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: The Octomom is selling her home. It comes with 14 bedrooms, 9 baths, all new appliances and a walk-in uterus.


Wednesday, September 28 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: Andy Rooney has something special. Ordinarily it's no fun listening to old people gripe. That's why I never bring up the cost of cocaine when Betty White is here.

Thursday,September 29 Strangie to David Letterman: The only thing Andy Rooney has left on his bucket list is Barbara Walters.


Friday, September 30 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Thank you, toilet paper, for being like Kleenex that pulled the short straw.  


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. Milk is out on DVD (Left) and Blu-ray (right) .

Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/

Other Books, CDs & DVDs I
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Here are Amazon.com's Current Top Gay Books.

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Amazon's Top Humor Books

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Amazon.com's Top Stand-Up Comic DVDs

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