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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

September 2010


Castro (and other) Photos

Magnet STD clinic on 18th near Castro had special signs for Burning Man & Leather Week

Magnet Burning Man magnet safe word

30,000 of us were at AT&T Park Sept. 24 for a simulcast from the Opera House of Aida

Next day I narrowly escaped a cereal killer on Market Street
cereal killer

And then I ran into a solution to a pesky civic problem. Wildly popular Ike's Deli was evicted because of complaints from the upstairs neighbor. This fellow is willing to live above Ike's.

live above ikes

Here's a memorial at 18th & Castro for leather star John Embry.
john embry memorial

Here's the leather flag flying above Harvey Milk Plaza for Leather Week.

leather flag

And our pal Jake Vreeburg has everybody's hope for the future embroidered on a pillow.

jake hope for future
"Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill."

"Sesame Street" cut Katy Perry's song with Elmo on grounds of cleavage. So Katy dressed in Elmo on "Saturday Night Live."
katy perry elmo

Fun Videos

Banned Viagra commercial

Best commercial in Europe. The ending is hilarious.

EZ Divorce

Fat cat in pot

Jimmy Kimmel Lady Gaga perfume ad

Jimmy Kimmel listing ship

Jimmy Kimmel masturbate for Delaware

Below are ones I couldn't embed

Click for Christine O'Donnell astonishing revelations on "Saturday Night Live."

Click for Fred Armisen & the real blind Governor Paterson of New York. Truly hilarious.

Click for Jimmy Fallon's audience all doing the Shake Weight together.

Jay Leno Correspondent Mikey Day time traveled to the past and future.
Here he watches his future self being kissed by his mother-in-law, President Palin.
mikey day pres. palin
Click for all Mikey's trips.

Sent by Cindy Morse
Love those Church Ladies...
They're Back!  Those wonderful Church Bulletins!  Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.  These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Bring your husbands.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

From Jason Love (jasonlove.com)

Pileup at 24 Hr. Fitness
jlove pileup at 24 hr fiiotness
jason love cake

jason love pink prison

jason love van gogh

From Neatorama.com

First, here are some tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.

nt30casts ntdogs missionary nt honk for quiet nt hot mess soap nt ignorance bliss

nt into hydrogen bondage nt marriage divorce nt math puns nt serengeti roadkill nt stress carrier

nt supposit account nt t for dummies nt writers do it nt copyright crybaby nt stink ergo am

10worst snl hosts
Click for SNL hosts.

ntl geo contest
Click for contest details.

access to miners

angel wing phone stand

bacon kevin bacon

ball elevator

bearded lady

billboard typo

butts arrested

clever bandits
Click for more clever bandits.

dolly death star
Click for more costumes.

electirfied pavement

emergency bra

etch a sketch ipad

failed breakin reunion

freud therapy ball

giant octopus cake

herding 100 cats
Click for cat herding video.

historical event facebook
Click for more historical events.

jedi knight

kid bedroom slide

leaf carving

mobius comic strip

Click for comic strip.

princess leia bagels

quad amputee swims

restroom sign

strange face in mirror
Strange face in the mirror? Tell me about it.

tiger 3d

vampire pacifier

vanity fair 100
Click for the 100.

powder was grandma

Late-Night-TV Zingers
For the best few each day follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

Wednesday, September 1 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Mexican drug lord known as The Barbie has been arrested. Know who his cellmate is? Ken. Don't worry. Ken's not going to be able to do anything."

Thursday, September 2 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "Hurricane reporters put condoms on their microphones to reduce the noise. That's why I wear them too."

Friday, September 3 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "The Situation has become so rich he wants to be known as The Scenario." 

Monday, September 6 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "It's the end of summer. Let your bikini area explode into its fall foliage."

Tuesday, September 7 Strangie to David Letterman: "My son went off to school carrying his Team Coco lunchbox."

Wednesday, September 8 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel, who  showed a clip of Yoko Ono wailing and moaning and said, "She's still got it."

Thursday, September 9 Strangie to David Letterman: "There's a photo of Madonna riding the F train. Why not? She's ridden everything else. Plus, she gets the senior citizen discount."

Friday, September 10 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Couples in China will soon be allowed to have a 2nd child, to work the night shift."

Monday, September 13 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Don't Ask Don't Tell took a hit when a judge ruled that gays must be allowed to serve in the Army of One [breaks into song] Singular Sensation."

Tuesday, September 14 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "Ground Zero is a sacred site. How dare they build a house of worship there?"

Wednesday, September 15 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "That Delaware Tea Party woman wants to outlaw masturbation. Listen, you'll get my penis when you pry it out of my cold dead hands."

Thursday, September 16 Strangie to Jon Stewart guest Bill Clinton: "At that time Newt Gingrich had come out with his Contract on America."

Friday, September 17 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Finding a bargain can give the same excitement as sex. That's true. Women can shop all day and never be satisfied. Men, two minutes and they're out of there."

Monday, September 20 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "A man with no arms and no legs has swum the English Channel. Boy, is he going to be pissed when he hears about the Chunnel train."

Tuesday, September 21 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Tiger Woods' #1 mistress bought a NYC condo for $2 million. She's going to fix it up and rent it out. Same thing she did with her body."

Wednesday, September 22 Strangie to David Letterman: "Paris Hilton was kept out of Japan. She couldn't make it through the mental detector."

Thursday, September 23 Strangie to David Letterman: "World leaders are assembled at the UN. That's why it's so hard to get a hooker." 

Friday, September 24 Strangie to Jay Leno: "'You Again' just opened. It's about a group of prisoners greeting Lindsay Lohan."

Saturday, September 25 Special "Saturday Night Live" Strangie to New York Governor Paterson: "You've poked so much fun at me for being blind that I forgot I was black."

Monday, September 27 Strangie to Stephen Colbert testifying before Congress: "I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want a tomato picked by an American, sliced by a Venezuelan, served by a Guatemalan, while I'm in a spa being given a Brazilian by a Chilean." 

Tuesday, September 28 Strangie to David Letterman: "A study found that women apologize more than men. Not in my house." 

Wednesday, September 29 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "There are two Justin Bieber dolls available for Christmas. If they're sold out just buy a Ken doll and put a mushroom on his head."

Thursday, September 30 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "Goldman Sachs has a new ad to show what the company does. Isn't that what the recession showed?"


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