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Strange face in the mirror? Tell me about it.
Wednesday, September 1 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Mexican
drug lord known as The
Barbie has been arrested. Know who his cellmate is? Ken. Don't worry.
Ken's not going to be able to do anything."
Thursday, September 2 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: "Hurricane reporters put condoms on their
microphones to reduce the noise. That's why I wear them too."
Friday, September 3 Strangie to Jimmy
Fallon: "The Situation has
become so rich he wants to be known as The Scenario."
Monday, September 6 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: "It's the end of summer. Let your bikini
explode into its fall foliage."
Tuesday, September 7 Strangie to David
Letterman: "My son went off to school carrying
his Team Coco lunchbox."
Wednesday, September 8 Strangie to Jimmy
showed a clip of Yoko Ono wailing and moaning and said, "She's still
Thursday, September 9 Strangie to David
a photo of Madonna riding the F train. Why not? She's ridden everything
else. Plus, she gets the senior citizen discount."
Friday, September 10 Strangie to Jay Leno:
"Couples in China will soon be allowed to
have a 2nd child, to work the night shift."
Monday, September 13 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Don't
Ask Don't Tell took a hit when a judge ruled that gays must be allowed
to serve in the Army of One [breaks into song] Singular Sensation."
Tuesday, September 14 Strangie to Stephen
"Ground Zero is a sacred site. How dare they
build a house of worship there?"
Wednesday, September 15 Strangie to Jimmy
"That Delaware Tea
Party woman wants to
outlaw masturbation. Listen, you'll
Thursday, September 16 Strangie to
Jon Stewart guest Bill Clinton: "At that time Newt Gingrich had come out
with his Contract
Friday, September 17 Strangie to
Jay Leno: "Finding a bargain can give
the same excitement as sex. That's true. Women can shop all day and
never be satisfied. Men, two minutes and they're out of there."
Monday, September 20 Strangie to Stephen
man with no arms and no legs has swum the English Channel. Boy, is he
going to be pissed when he hears about the Chunnel train."
Tuesday, September 21 Strangie to Jay
Woods' #1 mistress bought a NYC condo for $2 million. She's going to
fix it up and rent it out. Same thing she did with her body."
Wednesday, September 22 Strangie to David
"Paris Hilton was
kept out of Japan. She couldn't make it through the mental detector."
Thursday, September 23 Strangie to David
Friday, September 24 Strangie to Jay
Saturday, September 25 Special "Saturday Night Live" Strangie
poked so much fun at me for being blind that I forgot I was black."
Monday, September 27 Strangie
Colbert testifying before Congress: "I
don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want a tomato picked by an
American, sliced by a Venezuelan, served by a Guatemalan, while I'm in
a spa being given a Brazilian by a Chilean."
Tuesday, September 28 Strangie
to David Letterman: "A study found that women apologize more
than men. Not in my house."
Wednesday, September 29 Strangie
to Jimmy Kimmel: "There
are two Justin Bieber dolls available for Christmas. If they're sold
out just buy a Ken doll and put a mushroom on his head."
Thursday, September 30 Strangie
to Jimmy Fallon: "Goldman
Sachs has a new ad to show what the company does. Isn't that what the
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CDs & DVDs I
Found Good &/or Funny
Here are Amazon.com's
Current Top Gay
Amazon's Top Humor
Stand-Up Comic DVDs
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