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things your body can do after death.
September 30: #2. Jay Leno: Twelve baby pandas were recently born in
China at a clinic using artificial insemination to speed up the
process. The name of the clinic? Panda Express.
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October 3 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson:President Obama and Michelle
got married on this day in 1992, and they had a lovely dinner to
celebrate the 19th anniversary of the last time anyone said yes to an
Tuesday, October 4 Strangie to Jon
Stewart: As the Republicans keep looking
under rocks for a viable candidate, front runner Mitt Romney must be
thinking, "What the fudge? This is starting to hurt where my feelings
Wednesday, October 5 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: The Nobel Prize for
Chemistry went to an Israeli scientist for his work on quasicrystals.
The scientist was forced to leave his research group because they
thought quasicrystals were crazy. So he found great success on his own.
It's like the research group was Destiny's Child and he was Beyonce.
He's probably taunting them in a subtle way: I'm rubber and you're
glue. It bounces off me and sticks to ... my Nobel Prize.
Thursday, October 6 Strangie to Jay
Leno: A 71-year-old woman was arrested
for having sex in a parked car outside a bar with a 54-year-old man.
Police aren't sure what they're going to charge her with. They're still
waiting for the dust to settle.
Friday, October 7 Strangie to Jimmy
Fallon: Thank you, drinking fountains. Or as I like to call you, face
Monday, October 10 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien: A study found that most
people think the Christian church is unfriendly. And the Catholic
church is a little too friendly.
Tuesday, October 11 Strangie to David
Wednesday, October 12 Strangie to David
Letterman: President Bill
on the show tonight, and we had trouble with security. The
bomb-sniffing dogs found the cue cards.
Thursday, October 13 Strangie to Conan
Friday, October 14 Strangie to David
Letterman: Bronco Rick Perry is
first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's
sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one
thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full
eight years of sleep.
Monday, October 17 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien: The Occupy Wall Street
movement has raised over $300,000, so technically they now have to
Tuesday, October 18 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson guest Paula Poundstone:
hard to follow the Republican field. It's like watching a front-loading
dryer. It's Romney. It's Bachmann. It's Perry. It's Cain. It's a sock!
Wednesday, October 19 Strangie to Stephen
Colbert: Our guest tonight,
Soufon, is an expert at getting information from terrorists. I'm going
to have him call Time Warner customer service for me.
Thursday, October 20 Strangie to Jon
Stewart: No'Amor Qaddafi: He was
hood of a car, groggy, and said, "Don't shoot me." But they shot him
anyway. They're rebels. Here's a clip. I warn you, it's quite graphic.
[Showed the pair of red shoes sticking out from the house that fell on
the Wicked Witch of the West.]
Friday, October 21 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: The movie "Paranormal
Activity 3" opens today. They're pumping these out pretty fast. In the
new one the kids are haunted by the ghost of Moammar Khadafy. That's
Monday, October 24 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien: President Obama is appearing on Jay Leno to highlight the one
job that WAS saved during his administration.
Tuesday, October 25 Strangie to Conan
In other words, it's going to
be the best season of "The Amazing Race" ever.
Wednesday, October 26 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien: On "The View" Whoopi
revealed she travels with her vibrator. This was in response to Barbara
Walters asking, "What's in the cello case?"
October 27 Strangie to Jay
Leno: A male escort by the name of Rent
Boy claims he was hired for sex by a New Jersey mayor, who is married.
I'm siding with the mayor. If you're not sure you're gay, renting is
the way to go.
Friday, October 28 Strangie to Jay
Leno guest Adam Sandler: I play my own
twin sister in the movie, so I had to shave my legs. I'd do my calves
and thighs, but I wouldn't know how high to go, so I'd end up shaving
Monday, October 31 Strangie to Jay
Leno: One kid wanted me to pay him $5 to give him candy. I asked who he
was supposed to be. He said, "Bank of America."
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