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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

May 2011






Castro & Other Photos

This is the May 31 opening night (the first of two) for the wonderful "Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City: The Musical." I'm with CBS's host of "Eye on the Bay," Liam Mayclem
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Here are friends Stephen and Jake Vreeburg, with Liam.

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Here I am telling Armistead he wowed me by having the character Norman not only tie one on but tie one off. It's funny if you've seen the play. Luckily, Armistead had. The two ladies are Carey Perloff (American Conservatory Theatre Artistic Director) and her daughter, who just graduated from Harvard Law.

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At the beginning of May I went to a picnic at a camp for the deaf and dumb, "Where no one can hear you scream."



Magnet Health Center, at 4122 18th Street near Castro, had two fun signs in May.




Hendricks Gin had a great promo event at the Cafe Flore.


The venerable gay landmark, A Different Light Bookstore, closed.



Some runners from Bay to Breakers wandered into the Castro on May 15.



This is the 5th floor pedestrian bridge at the Museum of Modern Art from below.



The 5th floor shop at MOMA which sold art with 100% of the proceeds going to the artists, closed.




Fun Videos

"Saturday Night Live" Finale May 21

Susan Sarandon kisses Justin Timberlake goodbye and pinches his butt. Cougar #2 kisses Adam Samberg goodbye and gooses him. Justin and Adam meet in the street and both say, "Your Mom says hi." Then it's off to a 3-way with Lady Gaga. "It isn't gay if it's in a 3-way. A honey in the middle gives leeway."

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Here's Justin Timberlake's opening monologue

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Here are the highlights from Seth Meyers' Weekend Update

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Lady Gaga sings "Born This Way"

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Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon on "Barry Gibb Talk Show"

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Stefon and Seth Meyers leave to vacation together.

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Other Videos

Arj Barker kicks Buddha butt

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Bach is played on a giant keyboard like the one in "Big"

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Craig Ferguson as Larry King interviewing Arnold Shwarzenegger

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Craig Ferguson with Betty White

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Jimmy Fallon as Donald Trump talking about Osama bin Laden

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Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" as a fugue.

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Jimmy Kimmel's British version of "Jersey Shore"

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Martin Short sings "Al Qaeda Rose" to the tune of "Candle in the Wind"

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Actor George Takei telling giant homophobic athlete Tim Hardaway that he wants to have sex with him

Click to watch George Takei.

From www.Jasonlove.com




Sent by Cindy Morse

Click for incredible photos of waves by Clark Little.

From Neatorama.com

First, here are some tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.










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Click for Into the Abyss.



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Notice the bottom item in the right-hand column.











Click for more pencil vs. camera.





Click for reverse dictionary.





Click for more snowflakes.





Click for Stephen Fry and Lady Gaga interview.



Click for This Guy Has My MacBook.





Click for Seinfeld website.




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The #1s of the Top 10 Late-Night-TV Zingers
For last night's top 10 follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

May's Daily Late-Night Oscars

May Strangies: Letterman 5, O'Brien 4, Kimmel 3, Colbert 2, Leno 2, Ferguson 2, Fallon 2, Stewart 1, Handler 1

Monday, May 2 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: The President was on Oprah today, but the segment was taped last week. In fact, you could watch Oprah give him the order to kill bin Laden.

Tuesday, May 3 Strangie to
David Letterman: The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President Obama full citizenship.

Wednesday, May 4 Strangie to
Jay Leno: A 61-year-old bearded man went to the airport in New York, said his name was Osama bin Laden and he had a bomb in his bag. They knew it wasn't real, because he wasn't being protected by the Pakistani military.

Thursday, May 5 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: The identity of the Navy Seals is being kept secret to keep them from being high-fived to death.

Friday, May 6 Strangie to
David Letterman: I went to Central Park today on my lunch hour, and I saw a robin. Then I saw a muggin' and a carjackin'.

Monday, May 9 Strangie to
Conan O'Brien: "Glee" is going to present its version of Rebecca Black's "Friday." Unless, of course, SEALs Team 6 gets there in time.

Tuesday, May 10 Strangie to Jon Stewart: Why are we listening to the Bush administration people [trying to take credit]? They didn't get bin Laden. They're like the Winklevoss twins of killing Osama.

Wednesday, May 11 Strangie to David Letterman: Apparently Osama took a lot of Viagra. That's why they thought he was armed.

Thursday, May 12 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: Terror, a New One: What's Al Qaeda doing now, besides cringing every time they hear a helicopter?

Friday, May 13 Strangie to David Letterman:On this date in 1930 the first airline stewardess, Ellen Church, went on duty. The flight was nonstop, and so, I understand, was Ellen.

Monday, May 16 Strangie to Craig Ferguson:  The U.S. has hit the debt ceiling. I think we should do what we always do when faced with a nightmarish problem: replace it with Ashton Kutcher.

Tuesday, May 17 Strangie to
Conan O'Brien: I am Conan O'Brien, or as I can now publicly call myself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jr.

Wednesday, May 18 Strangie to
Stephen Colbert: Starbucks is being sued for firing a dwarf. Or as Starbucks calls him, a tall.

Thursday, May 19 Strangie to
Jay Leno: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a maid, and now the kid is mad at her for lying to him all these years. She'd told him his father was an actor.

Friday, May 20 Strangie to
David Letterman: Katie Couric's final news broadcast was last night. Now she's looking for another format she doesn't quite fit.

Monday, May 23 Strangie to
Conan O'Brien: To make it worse, the Apocalypse preacher's friends keep calling and saying, "Come on, it's not the end of the world."

Tuesday, May 24 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: Microsoft may introduce Windows 8 next week, and as soon as you install it that little paper clip pops up and says, "It looks like you haven't learned your lesson yet."

Wednesday, May 25 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: Oprah said, "Nobody but Jesus could have made this happen for me." That's nice; she thanked her Son.

Thursday, May 26 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: In Nashville I bought a snakeskin cowboy hat. Don't write me letters, PETA. It was fake. I like my snakeskin cowboy hats like I like my boobies, big and fake and pushed down over my eyes.

Friday, May 27 Stangie to
Jimmy Fallon: A woman in Florida was arrested for throwing butter at her roommate. Her roommate was immediately removed and placed in a shelter for buttered women.

Monday, May 30 Strangie to
Chelsea Handler: Amy Winehouse wants to have a baby.  No! No! No!

Tuesday, May 31 Strangie to 
Jimmy Kimmel: In Italy Snooki crashed into a police car. Two officers were treated for whiplash; the police car was treated for gonorrhea, and Snooki lost her license.


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. Milk is out on DVD (Left) and Blu-ray (right) .

Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/

Other Books, CDs & DVDs I
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Here are Amazon.com's Current Top Gay Books.

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Amazon's Top Humor Books

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Amazon.com's Top Stand-Up Comic DVDs

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