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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

May 2010



 

Castro (and other) Photos

"Specs in the City" on 18th west of Castro
Specs in de City

Remember Three Heads Six Arms, which was being erected in our April report?
3 heads 6 arms erection
Now it's finished.
3 heads 6 arms finished

Here's our old pal Brownstone at Harvey's, proving that with a wig, a dress and a mustache you fit in anywhere.
For more go to www.strangebillions.com/brownstone/

brownstone at Harvey's

Merlin is back on the SyFy channel. Noble, honorable characters, plus magic.
SyFy channel, Friday, 10 p.m. Click here.
Merlin cast

Sent by Cindy Morse

human dog head

mannequin kicks
statue on car
statue pinch head
statue poke

tomato nose

From Neatorama.com
Pardon me for something weird that happened at the bottom of some photos and that I couldn't read the document in which I saved links to give you for some of the photos.

ball of light
busted
face in fence
fart absorbing blanket

road angelgraduation cakes

shatner smds
thank you bp cake
visual birth control

Late-Night-TV Zingers

For the best few each day follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

May Strangies (thru May 21): Ferguson 3, Leno 3, Fallon 3, Letterman 2, Stewart 2, Colbert 1, Kimmel 1

Monday, May 3 Strangie goes to Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama says British Petroleum will be paying the bill for the oil spill. BP says, 'Bailout?'"

Tuesday, May 4 Strangie goes to Jon Stewart: "Explosion & the City 2: Great police work. We went from a man leaving a bomb in Times Square to 'You have the right to remain silent' in less time than it takes Sting to climax."

Wednesday, May 5 Strangie goes to David Letterman: "It's official. British Petroleum has now put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders."

Thursday, May 6 Strangie goes to Stephen Colbert: "Franklin Roosevelt described our relationship with England as 'Allies with benefits.'"

Friday, May 7 Strangie goes to Craig Ferguson: "Yesterday so many guys got screwed on Wall Street they had to rename it Broadway."

Monday, May 10 Strangie goes to David Letterman: "Early humans mated with Neanderthals. I'm just sorry it didn't work out for Sandra Bullock."

Tuesday, May 11 Strangie goes to Jon Stewart: Jon showed Fox commentators saying the Gulf oil spill is "Obama's Katrina." Jon: "No matter what happens, there's a Bush complete screwup to compare it to."

Wednesday, May 12 Strangie goes to Jay Leno: "When Betty White started, celebrity sex tapes were silent. And she was in one of the first talkies."

Thursday, May 13 Strangie goes to Jimmy Kimmel: "It's day 24 of the Gulf Spillapalooza. You know, once a beach goes black, it may never go back."

Friday, May 14 Strangie goes to Craig Ferguson: "NBC canceled 'Law & Order' after 20 years to make way for the new Jay Leno show 'Jaw & Order.'"

Monday, May 17 Strangie goes to Jay Leno: "Sarah Palin and George Bush both have books coming out this fall. I predict a national shortage of crayons."

Tuesday, May 18 Strangie goes to Craig Ferguson: "It's also Enya's birthday. Not many people know her last name is Face."

Wednesday, May 19 Strangie goes to Jimmy Fallon: "Unattractive defendants are 22% more likely to be convicted than attractive ones. But attractive ones have more trouble after they're convicted."

Thursday, May 20 Strangie goes to Jay Leno: "Family values Indiana Representative Mark Souder used to take a member of his staff to state parks for sex, what Republicans mean by 'opening up public lands for drilling.'"

Friday, May 21 Strangie goes to Jimmy Fallon: "The BP president said the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car's fine.'"


FOR ALL THE MAY ZINGERS GO TO WWW.STRANGEBILLIONS.COM/ZINGMAY10/

For the best few each day follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

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Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/

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