Monday, June 13 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: Congressman Weiner has entered a treatment program. Amazingly, it's the only thing he's entered during the entire Weinergate scandal.

Tuesday, June 14 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: President Obama said he'd be OK being a one-term President. And with that he shoved an iPhone down his pants and pressed "send."

Wednesday, June 15 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: Natalie Portman has given birth to a healthy baby boy, though her body double is complaining she did most of the labor. Natalie's 1st son was Luke Skywalker, so this new one has a lot to live up to.

Thursday, June 16 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: What movie title best describes your penis? Andy Richter: "Little Miss Sunshine."

Friday, June 17 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Former Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is getting a divorce from his third wife, Lois. It was weird when they started dividing up their stuff: "That's one giant stepladder for Buzz, one small lamp for Lois."

Monday, June 20 Strangie to Jay Leno: Jay's 100-year-old guest was holding onto her hat with both hands when a kid warned her that her skirt was blowing up and people could see everything she'd got. She told him, "I don't care. Anything down there is a hundred years old. This is a brand new hat."

Tuesday, June 21 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: Tracy Morgan apologized for his homophobic comments. "I'm sorry for my remarks. That was totally gay of me."

Wednesday, June 22 Strangie to Jay Leno: Did you see that clip where a crying baby is handed to President Obama and it immediately stops crying. Do you know how rare that is, that a politician is handed a baby that's not his.

Thursday, June 23 Strangie to David Letterman: Cameron Diaz opens this weekend as the "Bad Teacher." She's so bad she tells the kids a completely incorrect version of the Paul Revere story.

Friday, June 24 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: A first edition Charles Darwin book was returned to a library in Australia 122 years late. You could tell it was a Darwin book  because it had evolved into an iPad.