By the next week the fence had been removed.
Daniel Tosh on Comedy
Central's "Tosh.0" showed a clip of a parade where a male horse with a
female rider suddenly mounted a female horse with a male rider. "And
that's how you make a centaur." Click
Daniel Tosh also invited on the show the
"World of Warcraft' freakout kid, whose video of himself freaking out,
pulling off his clothes and sticking the WoW controller up his butt got
26,000,000 hits on YouTube. Click
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8, Ferguson 6, Leno 5, Colbert 1, Kimmel 1, Fallon 1
Thursday, July 1
Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: "The old vampire movies
started out slow and then got creepier and creepier, like the Al Gore
Friday, July 2
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "This year I'm
going to wear a Marine uniform, 'semper fierce.'"
Monday, July 5
Strangie to Stephen
lawmakers are upset that unemployment
benefits have not been extended, because a lot of them are going to
need them come November."
Tuesday, July 6
Jay Leno: "Queen Elizabeth is in New York to help attract
LeBron James to the city."
Wednesday, July 7
Strangie to Jay Leno
guest Adam Carolla about
the kid whose father
pulled his loose tooth by attaching it with a string to a rocket: "You
don't want to see the kid's circumcision."
Thursday, July 8
Strangie to Jay Leno: "Our show got 4 Emmy nominations, but none for
me. That's OK. There's no 'me' in 'Emmy.'"
Friday, July 9
Strangie to Jay Leno: "Joe
Biden's a different kind of Vice President. Last time the President
would say something and Dick Cheney would have a heart attack ..."
Monday, July 12
Strangie to David Letterman:
"BP has successfully
lowered a new containment cap over Mel Gibson."
Tuesday, July 13
Strangie to David Letterman: "Rush Limbaugh
just sold his penthouse apartment for $11 million. It had a very narrow
view, overlooking the faults of the Republican Party."
Wednesday, July 14
Strangie to David Letterman: "Mel Gibson's rage has become so
volcanic they're canceling flights in Europe."
Thursday, July 15
Strangie to David Letterman: "You know that Russian spy swap?
In the old days they'd have just transferred them to a different
Friday, July 16
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "David
Monday, July 19
Strangie to David
Tuesday, July 20
Strangie to David Letterman: "Here's
Wednesday, July 21
Strangie to David Letterman: "Sarah Palin's so happy about
Bristol and Levi getting married that she can't even make up words to
Thursday, July 22
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: E-mail: "Dear Craig: My 7th
wedding anniversary is coming up. What can I get to surprise my wife?"
Craig: "A sex change."
Friday, July 23
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "'Salt'
is an Angelina Jolie action thriller originally written for Tom
Cruise, but they needed someone who doesn't run like a girl. Angelina
said she wanted to be a female James Bond. Isn't that Daniel Craig?"
Monday, July 26
Strangie to Jimmy
Tuesday, July 27
Strangie to David Letterman: "Willie Nelson says he's happy he's finally
outlived his penis."
Wednesday, July 28
Strangie to Jay Leno: "If the new law kicks in, what
happens in Arizona stays in Mexico."
Thursday, July 29
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "'Jersey Shore's' star is Snooki, who has thick,
heavily sculpted hair. I never noticed. I'm not a leg man."
Friday, July 30
Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "A woman gave birth in a Starbucks restroom, and
the baby was huge. I mean venti."
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