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by Strange de Jim February 2011 |
Castro (and other) Photos
The Cafe Flore gets ready
for the Chinese Year of de Rabbit.
So does IXIA on Market Street. Can you figure out how the reflection
works?
Here's a shot from the
doorway.
The Rainbow Flag in Harvey Milk Plaza.
It looks like City Hall is getting ready for something pretty gay.
The statue 3 Heads 6 Arms is being dismantled for shipment back to
China.
Magnet STD Clinic on 18th near Castro
Fun Videos
(He has access to all the stars from the Kodak Theater across the street.)
Tom Hanks as a stage dad for a baby sex pageant. A real surprise ending.
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"The President's Speech" with George Bush & Mike Tyson. Unbelievable.
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..Hottie Body Hump Club
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.Jay Leno's Ross Matthews flirts with the players at the Super Bowl. Unbelievable.
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Four thugs vs. one feisty old lady.
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An anti-bullying flash mob.
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Jimmy Kimmel on the Harry Baals controversy.
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Ozzy Osbourne & Justin Bieber in Super Bowl ad
(The kid with the wispy beard at the end is also Justin Bieber.)
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Jeff Altman on David Letterman cracked me up.
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A gay Levi's ad
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A French McDonald's gay ad
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An hilarious school answering machine.
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SNL Seth Meyers and Stefon on Valentine's Day
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SNL Seth Meyers Weekend Update
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Catwoman Julie Newmar asked me to share with you this video a friend made for her. Enjoy.
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From
Jasonlove.com
Sent
by
Cindy Morse
From
Neatorama.com
First, here are
some
tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.
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The
#1s
of
the
Top
10
Late-Night-TV
Zingers
For
last
night's
top
10
follow
me
on
Twitter:
@strangedejim
February Strangies: Letterman 6, Fallon 4, Leno 4, Ferguson 2, Kimmel 2, O'Brien 2
Wednesday, February 2 Strangie to Jay Leno: Someone claimed to TMZ that Britney Spears used a stand-in for some of the dance scenes in her new video. People don't care about that. They just want to know if she did her own lip-syncing.
Thursday, February 3 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Egyptian President Mubarak's son Gamal will not run for President. Why would he? An unpopular President is removed from office and his inexperienced son is voted in? That could never happen.
Friday, February 4 Strangie to David Letterman: A zoo in Britain has a gorilla that walks upright. Not only that, but he texts while he's doing it. I heard about this. Within ten minutes we had fifty jokes, all with the same punch line. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Monday, February 7 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Mattel is releasing Barbie dolls based on the TV show "Dynasty." So if you like TV shows from the '80s and you still like Barbie dolls, I'm Chris Hansen from "Dateline NBC."
Tuesday, February 8 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Prince William's nightclub owner friend is said to be planning a wild bachelor party. It must be weird stuffing a bill in a stripper's g-string when it has a picture of your grandmother on it.
Wednesday, February 9 Strangie to Jay Leno: President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. The Republicans refused to pass anything.
Thursday,
February
10
Strangie
to Conan
O'Brien: Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a
shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright
side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day.
Friday, February 11
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: Justin Bieber is Canadian. And so is Celine
Dion. And so is William Shatner. Which is causing me to wonder, are we
guarding the wrong border? Maybe we need two fences.
Monday, February 14
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: In Egypt it was the first weekend without
Hosni Mubarak, who had to step down because of the sexy picture of him
on the internet. Let's see the picture. Oh, Cleofatra. Nice tuts.
Tuesday, February
15 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: First of all, the dogs at the Westminster
Show are being objectified. They're being paraded around like they're a
bunch of human women, which isn't right.
Wednesday, February
16 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: Charlie Sheen said Lindsay Lohan should
work on her impulse control. That's like the pot calling the kettle to
buy pot.
Thursday, February
17 Strangie to David Letterman: Now Charlie Sheen's giving advice to
Lindsay Lohan. That's like Lindsay Lohan giving advice to Charlie
Sheen. Friday, February 18 Strangie to David Letterman: Yoko Ono is 78
today. She celebrated by breaking up the Jonas Brothers.
Monday , February
21 Strangie to David Letterman: All over the world there are uprisings
against ruthless dictators who've abused their power. The one who
should be really worried right now is Leno.
Tuesday, February
22 Strangie to Conan O'Brien: According to the Census Bureau, New
York's famous Little Italy is now home to zero Italians. So by law the
neighborhood is now ready for an Olive Garden.
Wednesday, February
23 Strangie to Jay Leno: There's a ballot proposition in San Francisco
to ban circumcision. A poll shows 100% of newborn males support the
ban.
Thursday, February
24 Strangie to David Letterman: On "American Idol" Jennifer Lopez broke
down crying and said, "I can't do this anymore." That's the same thing
I say every night. And they were real tears. Some people thought they
were fake, but I said, "No, she can't act."
Friday, February 25
Strangie to Jay Leno: In Beverly Hills gas stations are selling by the
gram. In Vegas gas is so expensive guys are hiring hookers just to
siphon. Overnight, gas prices went up six and a half cents, and CBS
went down "Two and a Half Men."
Monday, February 28 Strangie to David Letterman: Here's the Charlie Sheen career recap. Accidentally shoots his then-fiance Kelly Preston. Not a problem. Threatens to kill his 1st wife. Not a problem. Locks an hysterical porn star in the closet of a hotel room he's trashed. Not a problem. Makes fun of his producers. He's fired!
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Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/
Other Books,
CDs & DVDs I
Found Good &/or Funny
Here are Amazon.com's Current Top Gay Books.
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Amazon's Top Humor Books
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Amazon.com's Top Stand-Up Comic DVDs
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Kindle
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