Fun Videos
From
Neatorama.com
First, here are
some
tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.





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for
more
license
plates.

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for
more
hangars.





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eye close-ups.



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for
HIV
story.

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for
memes.




Conan
O'Brien:
China
has
just
opened
the
first
all-robot-waiter
restaurant.
The
sad
part
is
that
they
were
designed
to
be
robot
actors.
[In
robot
voice] "I'm just doing this for now."



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for
astronomy
pictures.

Click
for nativity sets.


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Wookieleaks.


The
#1s
of
the
Top
10
Late-Night-TV
Zingers
For
last
night's
top
10
follow
me
on
Twitter:
@strangedejim
December
Strangies
December
Strangies:
Leno 5, O'Brien 5, Letterman 3, Fallon 2, Ferguson
1,
Kimmel 1
Wednesday, December 1 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Here's the latest on our
country's top-secret documents. We don't have any anymore. But the head
of WikiLeaks has had to go into hiding. He's somewhere all by himself.
Officials think he may be in a theater showing 'Burlesque.'"
Thursday, December 2 Strangie to Jay
Leno: "There's a promiscuity gene that
makes you more likely to sleep around and cheat on your spouse. On the
plus side, it also makes you better able to shoot a basketball, play
football, hit a golf ball, [looking at the band] or play a musical
instrument ."
Friday, December 3 Strangie to Jay
Leno: "President Obama made a surprise
visit to Afghanistan today. Nobody knew he was going, except of course
for the WikiLeaks guy."
Monday, December 6 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien: Developers in Kentucky plan
on opening a Creationist theme park. When asked what the park would
look like, the developers said, "It's still evolving."
Tuesday, December 7 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien:
One
out
of
three
men
age
75
to
95
described
themselves
as
sexually
active.
The
other
two
described
themselves
as
"not
rich."
Wednesday, December 8 Strangie to David Letterman: So it's Bush tax cuts for two
more years, and then it'll be up to President Palin.
Thursday, December 9 Strangie to Jay Leno:
Nigeria has issued an arrest
warrant for Dick Cheney. Good luck serving that this time of year.
Cheney's up in Whoville, stealing Christmas.
Friday, December
10 Strangie to Craig
Ferguson: Johnny Depp's partner and the mother of his children
is Vanessa Paradis. I wonder why the press doesn't give them a cute
name like Brangelina? They could call them Vajohnny.
Monday, December 13 Strangie to Jimmy
Kimmel:
Miley
Cyrus
was
caught
on
tape
smoking
Salvia
out
of
a
bong.
People
should
give
Miley
a
break.
She
just
had
one hit, same as her dad.
Tuesday, December 14 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien:
For
the
first
time
an
all-female
team
won
CBS's
"Amazing
Race."
The
two
women
described
their
secret
technique
as
"asking
directions."
Wednesday, December 15 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien:
The
Marine
Corps'
top
general
suggested
allowing
gay
soldiers
on
the
battlefield
would
pose
a
distraction.
Especially
the
really
hot
ones.
Thursday, December 16 Strangie to David
Letterman:
Tonight
was
Larry
King's
last
show.
In
a
tearful
moment
he
denied
being
a
lesbian.
Anyway,
chalk
up
another
kill
for
Jay
Leno.
Friday, December 17 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: Southwest Airlines may soon
be offering international flights, which would answer the age-old
question: What would it be like to take a bus across the Atlantic?
Monday, December 20 Strangie to David
Letterman:
Now
if
you're
in
the
military
and
want
to
engage
in
gay
activity
you
just
have
to
fill
out
the
HB-290
Homosexual
Behavior
Requisition
Form.
Tuesday, December 21 Strangie to Jay
Leno: Congratulations to Shania Twain.
She's engaged to the ex-husband of the woman her husband left her for
in 2008. Now that's what I call regifting.
Wednesday, December 22 Strangie to Jimmy
Fallon:
Another
actor
was
injured
in
"Spiderman,
the
Musical"
when
he
fell
30
feet
into
the
orchestra
pit.
At
this
point
they're
not
going
to
change
anything.
They're
just going to rename the show
"Jackass 4."
Thursday, December 23 Strangie to Conan
O'Brien:
China
has
just
opened
the
first
all-robot-waiter
restaurant.
The
sad
part
is
that
they
were
designed
to
be
robot
actors.
[In
robot
voice]
"I'm
just
doing this for now."
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last
night's
top
10
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me
on
Twitter:
@strangedejim
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well check out all my
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