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by Strange de Jim August 2010 |
Castro (and other) Photos
August 4. Here's the crowd
that gathered at Castro & Market to celebrate the judge's ruling
that gay marriage cannot be prohibited. However, marriages won't resume
until the appeal process has ended.
City Treasurer Jose
Cisneros is pointing me out to Supervisor Bevan Dufty. Bevan, however,
seems to be fixated on the possible husband to my right.
Here are some baby onesies
in Kard Zone on Market Street, which unfortunately has gone out of
business. However, the onesies can
be ordered from http://www.ohbabytrends.com/.
This plaque honoring Leonard Matlovitch has
been placed on the apartment building on the corner of Castro &
18th St.
Leah Garchik's column, San Francisco Chronicle, 8/31/10:
Congrats to all the keen-eyed passersby who saw the marquee at the
Castro Theatre over the weekend, featuring Marilyn Monroe in "Ho to
Marry a Millionaire."
And here's a selfless
citizen at the Noe Street Farmer's Market who, as his tee says, reads
porn to the blind.
Fun Videos
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81-year-old sweethearts
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The Red Army version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
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Here's Craig Ferguson doing the famous dance from "Flashdance"
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Watch a deer steal a man's wife.
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Jimmy Fallon, the cast of "Glee" and lots of stars in the Emmy opener.
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Jimmy Fallon as three singers at the Emmys. Really good.
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Funny gay protest signs.
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Jimmy Kimmel interviews Levi Johnston
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Jimmy Kimmel becomes Levi Johnston's campaign manager for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska
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Jimmy Kimmel in "The Expendables"
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Jimmy Kimmel has Billy Dee Williams sell commemorative plates of Mel Gibson rants.
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Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" done on the carillon at Iowa State University.
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Mikey Day & Trevor Moore on Jay Leno
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Rubik's Cube Head
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Sex with ducks
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Wife knows/doesn't know
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Sent by Cindy Morse
From Jason Love
On Facebook & Twitter
One friend sent a funny bumper sticker: May the fetus you save turn out to be gay.
From
Neatorama.com
First, here are
some
tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.
Click
for
aerial
views of Manhattan.
Click
for
augmented
reality story.
Click for
more Slater tributes.
Click here to try
flowering yourself.
Click
to
watch
the hay baler video.
Click
for
the
Swiss banking story.
Late-Night-TV
Zingers
For
the
best
few
each
day
follow
me
on
Twitter:
@strangedejim
Monday, August 2 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Amish population has increased by 10%. No. That's just people who had their electricity turned off and their cars repossessed."
Tuesday, August 3 Strangie to David Letterman:"Sarah Palin said Arizona Governor Jan Brewer had the 'cojones' to do what Obama wouldn't. Hearing her say 'cojones,' Brewer had Palin deported."
Wednesday, August 4 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Republicans are trying to block President Obama's 49th birthday."
Thursday, August 5 Strangie to David Letterman: "President Obama went on 'The View,' and Sarah Palin criticized him for pulling a cheap media stunt. Then she went camping on TV with Kate Gosselin."Friday, August 6 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon:"Siegfried and Roy have been accused of making sexual advances to male assistants. The oddest thing is that they call their tigers 'assistants.'"
Monday, August 9 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "The Statue of Liberty is closing for 9 months for the installation of a 2nd staircase. But I heard boob job."
Tuesday, August 10 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "If Levi Johnston becomes Mayor of Wasilla he'll be the second-most-incompetent politician in Alaska. He's running on the platform 'I Will Get You Pregnant.'"
Wednesday, August 11 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Maybe LeBron James went to Miami to become Jewish. 'Get me a pair of garden shears. We have a hell of a circumcision here.'"
Thursday, August 12 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Our next guest is to Sarah Palin what voicemail is to Mel Gibson. Here's Levi Johnston."
Friday, August 13 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "Schwarzenegger did the movie because he thought 'The Expendables' was about teachers in California."
Sunday, August 15 Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff: Whitney Cummings: "I bought one of David Hasselhoff's albums on Amazon.com. It said, 'People who bought this also bought ... a shotgun.'"
Monday, August 16 Strangie to Jon Stewart: John Oliver on freedom to build the mosque: "Can you build a Catholic church next to a playground? Yes. But should you?"
Tuesday, August 17 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Steven Slater has about 30 media offers. Quick, get that flight attendant a pilot."
Wednesday, August 18 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "What's wrong with Brett Favre's family? Every time he spends 10 minutes with them he decides he'd rather be crushed under 300-lb. linemen."
Thursday, August 19 Strangie to Jon Stewart trying to talk Jennifer Aniston into moving back to New York: "There's an old Burlington Coat Factory you could fix up."
Friday, August 20 all shows in reruns.
Monday, August 23 Strangie to Jon Stewart: "The Parent Company Trap:" Jon showed clips of Fox News saying the Kingdom Foundation funding the Ground Zero mosque is run by an America-hating terrorist, but not mentioning he is Rupert Murdoch's partner and part owner of Fox News. Is Fox News stupid or evil? Wyatt Cenac wore a shirt marked "Team Evil" and said that if they hadn't known, they would have splashed the man's name all over the story. John Oliver had a shirt marked "Team Stupid" and showed a clip of a Fox Newswoman not knowing the word "ignoramus," googling the definition, and still getting it wrong. Wyatt Cenac: "If they're not evil, they're really, really stupid." John Oliver: "And if they're not stupid, they're really, really evil."
Tuesday, August 24 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "The Middle East is a powder keg hooked up to a time bomb on the edge of a cliff that's not wearing a condom."
Wednesday, August 25 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "King Tut's penis was there in 1922, but it was missing in 1968. Some thought it was appropriated by the Nixon administration, but that wrinkled mass of flesh turned out to be Henry Kissinger. Stay tuned for 'King Tut's Penis, Part 2: The Res-Erection.'"
Thursday, August 26 Strangie to Chelsea Handler: "'American Idol'? I miss the old days when we picked out singers by who was best at going down on Clive Davis."
Friday,
August 27: All shows in reruns.
Special Sunday, August 29, Emmys Strangie to Ricky Gervais: "No, I'm not going to say anything about Mel Gibson. He's been through a lot. Not as much as the Jews ..."
Monday,
August 30 Strangie to Jay Leno:
"The Air Guitar World Championships were
held over the weekend. In keeping with tradition, the winner was a
loser."
Tuesday, August 31 Strangie to David Letterman: "Paris Hilton has been charged with possessing not an ounce of common sense."
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Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/
Other Books,
CDs & DVDs I
Found Good &/or Funny
Here are Amazon.com's Current Top Gay Books.
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Amazon's Top Humor Books
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Amazon.com's Top Stand-Up Comic DVDs
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Kindle
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