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One friend sent a funny bumper sticker: May
the fetus you save turn out to be gay.
First, here are
tee-shirts, etc. from www.neatoshop.com.
views of Manhattan.
more Slater tributes.
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pole dancing video.
the hay baler video.
Swiss banking story.
Monday, August 2
Strangie to Jay
Amish population has increased by 10%. No. That's just people who had
their electricity turned off and their cars repossessed."
Strangie to David
Letterman:"Sarah Palin said Arizona Governor
Jan Brewer had the
'cojones' to do what Obama wouldn't. Hearing her say 'cojones,' Brewer
had Palin deported."
Strangie to Jimmy
are trying to block President Obama's 49th birthday."
Strangie to David
Obama went on 'The View,' and Sarah Palin criticized him for pulling a
cheap media stunt. Then she went camping on TV with Kate Gosselin."
Strangie to Jimmy Fallon:"Siegfried
Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "The Statue of Liberty is closing for 9
months for the installation of a 2nd staircase. But I heard boob job."
Strangie to Jimmy
Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Maybe
LeBron James went to Miami to become Jewish. 'Get me a pair of garden
shears. We have a hell of a circumcision here.'"
Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Our
next guest is to Sarah Palin what
voicemail is to Mel Gibson. Here's Levi Johnston."
Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "Schwarzenegger did the movie because he
thought 'The Expendables' was about teachers in California."
Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff: Whitney Cummings: "I bought one of David Hasselhoff's albums on
Amazon.com. It said, 'People who bought this also bought ... a
Strangie to Jon Stewart: John
Oliver on freedom to build the mosque: "Can you build a Catholic church
next to a playground? Yes. But should you?"
Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Steven Slater has about 30 media offers. Quick,
get that flight attendant a pilot."
Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "What's
wrong with Brett Favre's family? Every time he spends 10 minutes with
them he decides he'd rather be crushed under 300-lb. linemen."
Strangie to Jon Stewart trying to talk Jennifer Aniston into moving back
to New York: "There's an old Burlington Coat Factory you could fix up."
August 20 all shows in reruns.
Strangie to Jon
Stewart: "The Parent Company Trap:" Jon
clips of Fox News saying the Kingdom Foundation funding the Ground Zero
mosque is run by an America-hating terrorist, but not mentioning he is
Rupert Murdoch's partner and part owner of Fox News. Is Fox News stupid
or evil? Wyatt Cenac wore a shirt marked "Team Evil" and said that if
they hadn't known, they would have splashed the man's name all over the
story. John Oliver had a shirt marked "Team Stupid" and showed a clip
of a Fox Newswoman not knowing the word "ignoramus," googling the
definition, and still getting it wrong. Wyatt Cenac: "If they're not
evil, they're really, really stupid." John Oliver: "And if they're not
stupid, they're really, really evil."
Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "The Middle East is a
powder keg hooked up to a time bomb on the edge of a cliff that's not
wearing a condom."
Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "King
Tut's penis was there in 1922, but it was missing in 1968. Some thought
it was appropriated by the Nixon administration, but that wrinkled mass
of flesh turned out to be Henry Kissinger. Stay tuned for 'King Tut's
Penis, Part 2: The Res-Erection.'"
Strangie to Chelsea
Handler: "'American Idol'? I miss
the old days when we picked out singers by who was best at going down
on Clive Davis."
August 27: All shows in reruns.
Emmys Strangie to Ricky
anything about Mel Gibson.
He's been through a lot. Not as much as the Jews ..."
August 30 Strangie to Jay Leno:
"The Air Guitar World Championships were
held over the weekend. In keeping with tradition, the winner was a
August 31 Strangie to David
Letterman: "Paris Hilton has
been charged with possessing not an ounce of common sense."
ALL THE AUGUST
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CDs & DVDs I
Found Good &/or Funny
Here are Amazon.com's
Current Top Gay
Amazon's Top Humor
Stand-Up Comic DVDs
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