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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

April 2011




Leah Garchik's column, San Francisco Chronicle, 4/29/11: Public Eavesdropping: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But give a young woman breast implants, and people will feed her till she's 50." Gentleman philosopher, overheard at Cafe Flore by Strange de Jim. [The gentleman philosopher actually said 30, but I'm a feminist, so I changed it to 50.]

Castro Photos

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence host the annual Easter Party in Dolores Park.



This gentleman's tramp stamp reads "Museum Entrance $4.25."


The hunkiest of the Hunky Jesus contestants with impresario Marc Huestis.

(Photo courtesy of Marc Huestis)

Royal Wedding: 2 Kisses +


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Fun Videos

Craig Ferguson & Gay Robot Geoff Peterson in Las Vegas
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Dame Edna on Jay Leno
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Einstein with His Tongue Out
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When Harry Met Sally 2 with Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren and Mike Tyson

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Leonard Cohen "Dance Me to the End of Love"
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Lil Thor
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Manhood in the Mirror
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President Obama & Seth Meyers Dump on Trump
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Royal Wedding Entrance
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Ryan Stout on Conan O'Brien
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Symmetry

Symmetry from Everyone on Vimeo.

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From Jasonlove.com


Sent by Cindy Morse


From Neatorama.com

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The #1s of the Top 10 Late-Night-TV Zingers
For last night's top 10 follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

April Strangies

April Strangies: Fallon 5, Kimmel 4, Ferguson 4, Letterman 4, O'Brien 2, Leno 1, Handler 1

Friday, April 1 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: TLC will start airing new episodes of "Kate Plus 8" starting this Monday. And they're going to keep airing them until Khadafy agrees to step down.

Monday, April 4 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: No one turns lemons into lemonphetamines like Charlie Sheen.

Tuesday, April 5 Strangie to
David Letterman: Last night on "Dancing with the Stars" Kirstie Alley fell. How many of you felt it? That joke's just awful, isn't it?

Wednesday, April 6 Strangie
to Jimmy Fallon: Bristol Palin was paid $260,000 in 2009 for her work with abstinence awareness. You know what they say: Those who can't do, teach.

Thursday, April 7 Strangie to 
Jimmy Fallon: President Obama revealed that until a few years ago he was still paying off student loans.  In response, China was like, "Oh, you DO know how to repay loans."

Friday, April 8 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: Paris Hilton is being sued by a jewelry store for not returning $60,000-worth of jewels they lohanned her.

Monday, April 11 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say no, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we'll call it even.

Tuesday, April 12 Strangie to
Jay Leno: An Applebee's in Michigan served a 15-month-old kid a margarita in a sippy cup. A 15-month-old kid. How good was that fake i.d.?

Wednesday, April 13 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: Experts say hockey violence is on the decline, which is good, because some hockey games have been like episodes of "The View." With less chest hair.

Thursday, April 14 Strangie to
Conan O'Brien: President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah's last shows. He's hoping it's the one on which she gives away 14 trillion dollars.

Friday, April 15 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: A study found 1 in 3 Americans lives near a nuclear power plant. And the other 2 live near a Kardashian. So we're all at risk of exposure to dangerous seepage.

Monday, April 18 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: We're on opposite each other, so Jimmy Fallon and I are supposed to be enemies. It's like Romeo & Juliet. Our love is forbidden. And our wives have a problem with it.

Tuesday, April 19 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: Trump also said he'd show his tax returns if Obama shows his birth certificate, which is probably the first you-show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine in a Presidential campaign since, well, Clinton probably.

Wednesday, April 20 Strangie to
Conan O'Brien: [Conan showed an ad for the next Apple product, the iDea. "We don't know what it is yet, but we know it costs $599, or $799 for the more expensive model. Already ordered one? Get ready for the iDea 2."]

Thursday, April 21 Strangie to
Jimmy Kimmel: More than a hundred tornadoes in the South this week. I think God is sending a message. When hot air from the Gulf of Mexico meets cooler air masses from the north it results in extreme weather conditions.

Friday, April 22 Strangie to
Craig Ferguson: I'm from Scotland, where passive-aggressive means romance.

Monday, April 25 Strangie to
Jimmy Fallon: A study found Americans spend $1.2 trillion every year on stuff they don't need. Or as Republicans call it, health care.

Tuesday, April 26 Strangie to
David Letterman: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 120 days and then has to do 400 hours of community service in the morgue. While in the morgue she's planning on visiting her career.

Wednesday, April 27 Strangie to
David Letterman: Security at the Royal Wedding is going to be tighter than the Queen's ass.

Thursday, April 28 Strangie to
Chelsea Handler: Elton John is having breast milk flown in from around the world for his baby. I don't know why Elton's breast milk isn't good enough.

Friday, April 29 Strangie to
David Letterman: Donald Trump says if he's elected President he'll be making the United States sign a prenup.


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