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Castro Photos, Funny Videos, Pictures & Late-Night-TV Zingers

by Strange de Jim

April 2010


Castro (and other) Photos

A tribute in Cliff's windows to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence


For a kid's conference in Civic Center


My pal Jake Vreeburg at MOMA with Jeff Koons' statue of Michael Jackson and Bubbles


The Noe/Market Farmers Market is open again Wednesdays from 4 to 8

At the first market here are Senator Mark Leno's Aide Anna Damiani,
Cafe Flore owner J.D. Petras, and his daughter Brianna


Magnet Health Center, 4122 18th St., has game night


The temporary park at Castro and Market has been made permanent
with three cement planters.


The Walgreens May coupon book offers $1 off on Boudreaux's Butt Paste
with a picture of a baby on the jar. I've been afraid to ask.

Merlin is back on the SyFy channel. Noble, honorable characters, plus magic.
SyFy channel, Friday, 10 p.m. Click here.

Fun Videos

Green Eggs and Hamlet


Tina Fey as Sarah Palin


Tina Fey as a teacher inappropriately in love with Justin Bieber


Tina Fey as a 9" tall hooker.



From Neatorama.com

Click for Arnold quotes.


Click for more on Emperor Norton.



Female Viagra. Read the last line.


Sent by John Kyrk

Sent by Cindy Morse

Caterpillar Dorm Room

Sent by Bill McBride

Another effect of deforestation.

Here's a 1944 video of the Ross Sisters, acrobats. It starts getting amazing about a minute after they stop singing and begin their contortions. Click here.

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed: P...E...N...I...S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Late-Night-TV Zingers

For the best 3 or 4 each day follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

April Strangies: Leno 7, Letterman 7, Kimmel 4, Ferguson 2, Fallon 1, Colbert 1

Thursday, April 1 Strangie to David Letterman: "Jesse James likes women with tattoos. I guess he likes to read in bed."

Friday, April 2 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "They say with the iPad we'll now use computers completely differently, so apparently we won't use it to watch porn."

Monday, April 5 Strangie to Jay Leno: "On Saturday, Apple's Steve Jobs came down from the mountain with a sacred tablet. I saw an Amish guy waiting in line to buy an iPad."

Tuesday, April 6 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: To Astronaut Buzz Aldrin: "Why did you get kicked off 'Dancing With the Stars'? Did the gravity throw you?"

Wednesday, April 7 Strangie to David Letterman: "Experts are saying the iPad will change the way we procrastinate."

Thursday, April 8 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Tiger had a look like your dog has when you bring him home from the vet after neutering. His wife Elin wasn't there. She was on a plane to Haiti with a picture of Tiger and a live chicken."

Friday, April 9 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Al Queda is so strapped for cash they're getting into drugs, prostitution and adjustable-rate mortgages."

Monday, April 12 Strangie to Jay Leno Headlines: "Tiger Fails to Win Masters, Blames It on Celibacy."

Tuesday, April 13 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Vatican is updating their policy on sexual abuse. They're now against it."

Wednesday, April 14 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "At last the blind have their own pornographic magazine. Isn't that how you go blind in the first place? Don't expect to see Stevie Wonder for a couple of months."

Thursday, April 15 Strangie to Jimmy Kimmel: "Larry King filed for divorce this week, though he may have thought he was filing his taxes. This is divorce #8. Why do all these women want to get into his diaper?"

Friday, April 16 Strangie to Jimmy Fallon: "In this new comic book Arnold Schwarzenegger battles his lifelong nemesis, words."

Monday, April 19 Strangie to David Letterman: "The Yankees wanted to keep Kate Hudson, but her knees are shot."

Tuesday, April 20 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Administration has a solution for the Icelandic volcano problem, pour money into it."

Wednesday, April 21 Strangie to Craig Ferguson: "Bad news for 'Star Trek' fans, Leonard Nimoy is retiring. Worse news, William Shatner isn't."

Thursday, April 22 Strangie to Jay Leno: "The Pope has invited thousands of priest to come to Rome to discuss their situation. Sounds fine, but the entertainment is Justin Bieber."

Friday, April 23 Strangie to Jay Leno: "Yesterday a man hid from police for hours up to his neck in a tank of liquid pig manure. Well, we all celebrate Earth Day in our own way."

Monday, April 26 Strangie to David Letterman: "All the world champion New York Yankees were invited to the White House, except Kate Hudson. If the Yankees were in Arizona they'd be deported."

Tuesday, April 27 Strangie to David Letterman: "In George Bush's upcoming memoirs, 'Decision Point,' he tells about 14 major decisions, including moving Jay to 10 p.m. He's busy revising the manuscript. His computer screen is covered with Wite-Out."

Wednesday, April 28 Strangie to Stephen Colbert: "Should psychedelic drugs be used as medicine? Well, they weren't called The Grateful Healthy."

Thursday, April 29 Strangie to David Letterman: "Sarah Palin, if you're watching, how's that offshore drillin' workin' for ya? Luckily the oil spill is being diluted by the melting ice caps."

Friday, April 30 Strangie to David Letterman: "The nightmare on Elm Street is now foreclosures."


For the best 3 or 4 each day follow me on Twitter: @strangedejim

Late-Night Host Products

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. Milk is out on DVD (Left) and Blu-ray (right) .

Milk movie: photos and videos of the making of the film and the subsequent openings, award ceremonies, etc. See http://www.flickr.com/groups/milkmovie/

Other Books, CDs & DVDs I
Found Good &/or Funny



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